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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Huh?

I thought that Mama loved me.
She bought me boots and a bike and all kinds of neat shit.
Now, I ain't so sure.
We went out for dinner the other night on the way to Walmart.
On the menu they had 'Chicken fried steak'
I had a question...
Since there is no 'Chicken' in the damn steak......I don't count the egg used for the batter...It's an egg...not a chicken yet....[No I ain't interested in a roe-v -wade debate]
where the fuck did the chicken fried part come from?
Is there a chicken in the kitchen frying the damn thing?
But I digress..
Anyhow we ended up at Wallys mart and she bought me a pair of shorts for the party.
I was thankful.
Till now.
Here I sit with a bursting bladder.
The shorts she bought are camouflage..
So,Now I can't find the Fucking zipper.......

15 comments:

Ann said...

Ugh! Once upon a time, you were fairly normal.

No, that's a lie. ;)

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Questioning the universe IS NORMAL!!!! Camo shorts on the other hand.........


But, you can bet she still loves you.

Willy D said...

Just ask yourself: “What would a Navy Seal do”?

Dean "D-Day" said...

ROTFLMFAO!
I don't even know how to respond to this one.
Dude, you crack me up!

Mastercheif said...

Camo shorts! Sweet. Was this inspired by Natty Light?

fasthair said...

Mr. Big D: Sometimes I wonder about you!!! Pass the pipe this way!!!

fasthair

"Joker" said...

Where's the MacGuyver we all know and love? They're shorts, just go out through the leg...

BlackstoneBill said...

Just ask Ann, I am sure she has some experience finding your zipper.

Chicken fried steak is a piece of steak coated with seasoned flour and pan fried. It is associated with Southern U.S. cuisine and hospitality. Its name is likely due to chicken fried steak's similarity in preparation to fried chicken, though the dish is also similar to the classic Viennese dish Wiener Schnitzel.

mq01 said...

ann...yoohoo, oh ann, sounds like your guy might need a search and rescue mission...

ummm now im thinking seek and destroy, no thats not it... oooh, parascope down?..or wait? up?... LOL!!!

sorry, twas the navy seal comment... ;) thats it, ya, right, its ALL willy D's fault...LMAO...!!!

FLHX_Dave said...

Dude...and here I thought I was f'ed up. You are proving to be the true master.

I have to say that my hump day is waaaaayy better after laughing my ass off at your no bullshit, logical but gorgeously warped view on the world.

Usually there ain't no zippers on camo shorts...are there? A Navy Seal would just let it all hang out and use his weapon in a aggressive, proficient military mannerism. Screw everything and let God sort 'em out.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Hope those Camo. shorts didn't make the willy disappear right along with that zipper.

Big Daddy said...

The Navy seal comment gave me an idea.
Going commando.
I just won't wear anything ;]

Allen Madding said...

what's really retarded is "chicken fried chicken" on the menu at Cracker Barrel. Um no, its just fried chicken, get over yourselves, silly overpaid menu writing marketing types.

-Peace

Lady Ridesalot said...

Chicken fried steak and camo shorts?
Hmmmmm. You must be a redneck. LOL!

Who loves ya baby??

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RazorsEdge2112 said...

LMAO, buddy! Been there!