Animal and Pop winced at the high pitched yell reverberating along the long cavernous walls of the bunker. Kathy had started wailing as soon as the reinforced door had swung shut. The sounds of the barn collapsing overhead did not penetrate the reinforced walls. It also didn't let sound escape, giving no relief to the assault on their ears.
"Hey, quit your damn yelling, it's over for now, you're safe!" yelled Pop.
"Safe. What the hell are you talking about? We just got shot at by a jet plane, it destroyed your entire property. It's gonna come back and attack again." replied Kathy.
"The barn was shot to hell. Not many people know about this bunker, they'll think we were killed. This place could just about take a direct hit from a missle. It will buy us some time before they send someone to check for our bodies in all that wreckage." said Animal.
"We'd better come up with a plan damn fast. Whoever sent that plane knew you were here. I imagine it won't take them long to find about the bunker, too," said Pop.
"I agree, however with no official records of any of the extensive renovations you and I have made over the years to this place. They'll probably think it's still a dirt covered shack like it was when you first bought this place. No one will believe we could have survived," replied Animal.
Sweeping her arms out over the various motorcycles and vehicles that were parked neatly along the sides of the acre-sized cavern. Kathy asked, "Just what the hell is this place?"
Laughing, Pop replied, "This, my dear, is the ultimate man-cave. We built this when Animal was still undercover. It has all the toys a secret agent would ever need. James Bond would need a cold shower if he ever set foot in here."
Kathy stared at the two men like they had lost their minds.
Animal shot Pop a withering glare. It had always bugged the hell out of him when Pop would bust his chops about being a "secret agent man". When he was particularly liquored up he would even start singing it.
Pop saw the look and started laughing again. "Easy boy, your super agent wristwatch will get all funky and explode or something."
Animal took a step and started chasing Pop across the bunker. Pop was laughing at his own quip so hard he nearly fell to the floor. His words had produced the desired effect. The tension had been broken. Even Kathy began giggling at the scene unfolding before her. The weight of the days events gave way to outright laughter.
Animal looked at his two nearly hysterical companions. Shaking his head, he walked toward the office set along the back wall, and said, "I gotta check on some equipment. I'll leave you two clowns to your own devices."
Entering the office he grabbed the bottom of a life size portrait of Lee Marvin smiling evilly on his Harley from the movie The Wild One. Hinged at the top, it swung up and out from the wall. Behind the picture was a door with a combination lock. Spinning the code, he pulled the reinforced door open wide.
The walls of the room held different weapons that Animal had confiscated over the years in his career as a customs agent. Set on a pedestal in the center of the room, his black Desert Eagle pistol quietly awaited it's owner's return. Opening a door in the pedestal's side he pulled out a shoulder holster and put it on.
Replaying the days events in his mind, Animal couldn't shake the idea that this just wasn't adding up. His intuition was warning him with questions he didn't care for. The A10 attack was too quick in arriving. Kathy's behavior suggested a comfort with the situation that didn't jive with what he'd been told. Holstering his weapon, he walked to the rear of the room and took down a pair of sculptured carbon fiber saddlebags that were hanging on a steel pin. After he checked the contents, he headed back out to the motorcycles parked along the walls.
Kathy and Pop sat silent, reality had started to sink in.
Walking past the many bikes that he and Pop had built over the years, he thought of the choices before him. Custom Harleys, Triumphs and Indians.
There was only one real choice for a mission like this. One bike sat covered in the center of the floor. He pulled the softcover off. The lights overhead danced on the paint. Chrome sparkled.
The silence was broken by an audible gasp from Kathy. Even Pop stared reverently at the reveal of the legendary steed.
Famous in it's day for being a well built 'super bike' the 39 Crocker had been a hand assembled jewel of engineering. Extensively modified and upgraded well beyond anything the original designers could have ever dreamed possible, Animal and Pop had transformed her into modern sport bike killer.
Cut and bobbed chrome fenders swept over the carbon fiber invader rims shod in super sticky custom tread Pirelli tires. A black and gold painted aluminum coffin styled gas tank sat perched on the backbone. The bike's name, "June" lettered in 24-carat gold was flanked by twin nitrous bottles slung along the bike's light titanium frame. Double xenon headlights sat perched on the custom Ohlins super bike forks triple tree and a minuscule taillight was blended artfully into the bike's rear fender design. With no tach or speedometer, the prominent supercharger told anybody who cared to notice...this Huntress was out for blood.
Attaching the saddlebags, he opened one and pulled out a satellite phone. He placed a call to his long-time brothers in the wind. The voice that answered grunted, "Yep." Animal smiled and replied, "Classy way to answer a call as always, Marduk. I see that being named after an ancient god didn't impart you any manners."
''Animal! I was just thinking of you! I just saw a gawd-ugly old scooter bitch and figured you had to be close by."
"Hey, I haven't touched yer mama since you crawled out. I took one look at you and started humping Buffaloes. I figured the kids would be better looking," said Animal.
"No shit, really? I think I just ate your date," quipped Marduk.
"Why, did it have a creamy filling?" 'laughed Animal.
"What graces us with your annoying whiny-assed call?" asked Marduk.
Animal's voice took a serious tone as he described the events of the day.
Marduk didn't speak for a bit. Then he replied, "Whatever you need bro, I'll send Oracle to get the package left at the rest area and then round up the rest of the brothers. Meet at Devil's Girdle?" Animal agreed, snapped the receiver off and placed it back in the saddlebag. "Devil's Girdle," Animal whispered to Pop.
Pop nodded in assent. Devil's Girdle was a familiar location to him. It was a pass deep in the superstition mountains that narrowed to the width of one bike earning it's name whenever the club would race to the campsite. With only one way in or out it was an easily defensible position.
"You take Kathy and meet up there with Marduk. I gotta go see Chief Henderson," Animal said to Pop. Kathy looked around the bunker and asked "How? The door is buried under a ton of rubble!" Pop chuckled, "You think we only had one way out?" Pointing to the opposite end of the bunker, he continued, "There are three separate tunnels leading out through the mountains."
Animal stepped over June's frame, settled in and fired her to life. The reverberating twin echoed loudly off the walls. Stepping her into gear, the bike rolled smoothly out of the bunker, reaching the tunnel entrance. Animal twisted the throttle, and flipped the nitrous switch. June revved instantly, looking like a star ship reaching warp speed she tore out along the mountain shaft.
Pop looked over at Kathy. "Satan's gonna have to put up a no more vacancy sign when these guys are done."
11 comments:
Boy, I wish I had me one of them bunkers! D...you absolutely blew me away with the 39 Crocker! What a beautiful classic to kick up to action film status.
If Kathy turns out to be a government stool pidgeon, I hope at least she has a nice set of tits...
Devil's Girdle? Space running short in hell? Sounds like a plan! I appreciate a little suspense...please take your time with the next chapter. I want good not fast. That's the difference between fucking a whore and being with a woman you want to please. But I digress; I'm quite sure you knew that...
I agree with Joker, that sounds like the mother of all bunkers. Sounds like a really cool hideout. I always liked James Bond movies, so I'm getting a kick out if this "secret agent" talk with a biker twist.
Hmmmm. I'm enjoying this. Thanks for the entertainment Big D.
This would make an excellent movie! I'm with Lady R, I love the secret agent stuff!
What's a crocker? Lol, Since your comment on one of my post's I have been spurred to research it.
Awesome story. I feel like a big sucker. I should have figured that this guy punking out so many dirtbags would have had some sort of "black" ops training.
It was a good trip out of the present. Thanks for the ride! It was a good one. Once again I was having such a good time reading it that when I hit the end I felt like I just started on it. pfftttt...good times always fly by.
Come on! Quit fuc%in with me! Where can I get the book? This one chapter at a time is a mutha!
Like on of those books you just can't put down? Your killing me!
the post above was posted twice ;]
A man cave and a bike to do the mission and Kathy gets to go along for the ride! I wanna hear the rest!!
I find myself lost in the pages when I read your tales. Too bad the pages end so quickly. Good read again. I loved the phone conversation between Animal and Marduk!
Sorry so late but I wanted to wait until I could sit down uninterrupted and enjoy it.
And enjoy it I did!
Great writing Big D!
Keep goin'!
Yes... I'm a little late, but I am still lovin it! I really like the James Bondish turn this has taken!Can't wait for the next installment!
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